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Sunday, December 30, 2012

Robert Lindsay Discusses The Capture of "Daisy"


In the following post from "Bigfoot News New Years Edition 2012 ", Robert Lindsay gives us his take on the "Daisy" story:

Daisy is in the box! A group associated with MABRC (Mid America Bigfoot Research Organization, a split off from the MABRC split-off Orig-6 called Team Quantra, is claiming that they have live captured a Bigfoot somewhere in the continental US. The Bigfoot was captured in some sort of a clam trap, sedated and then sent 12 miles away to a facility to be studied. A scientist was called in to study the creature, and that is the last that we have heard.

They will either be releasing it in 3 days (a very bad idea) or they will send it on somewhere to be studied, in which case they will release a statement in 30-90 days (30-90 delay being another very bad idea). If they release it, all they will have presumably is video and photo evidence, which of course will be shredded to bits. Hopefully they obtained some biological sample from the creature which could then be studied and DNA tested. But the creature would be loose, and we would once again run into the “no body” dilemma.

Various and sundry Bigfooter-critters have weighed in with their individually tailed ludicrous responses.

Tim Fasano, who is about as big of a kook as the MABRC, etc. folks are, issued a statement saying that he called “Central Command” and they told him that they had ordered the Bigfoot released “as per the Geneva Conventions.” How does Fasano known anyone on the US military’s Central Command in the first place and if he doesn’t know anyone, why would CentCom even speak to a lowly civilian? It was a general himself who supposedly spoke to Fasano. Why would a general talk to this guy? No reason to. At the end of the day, the story is seems silly and as with so much other nonsense lately, probably unverifiable.

Matt Moneymaker, another kook, also weighed him, claiming that this was all a hoax perpetrated by the same clown who hoaxed April Williams in her Enoch Bigfoot hoax book. This is surely not true. The communications are coming directly from Ed Smith and Darkwing Lee themselves, and these guys, though clowns, would never allow themselves to be hoaxed by a lowly fellow like the Enoch hoaxer.

Either this really happened, or Ed Smith is knowingly perpetrating a hoax. Bottom line.

Ed Smith, Darkwing Lee and MABRC etc are some of the biggest kooks, idiots and fools in all of Bigfootery, and believe me, the competition is intense! They fight with everyone, including all other Bigfoot organizations. The fights get brutal; these rednecks play hardball. Threats have been reported both ways, possibly including death threats.

A pipe bomb reportedly went off at a MABRC conference a couple of years ago, but no one was hurt. There are accusations that MABRC themselves set it off. They steal other people’s research areas, often aggressively and even belligerently. They like guns and other weaponry. Their organization is filled with ex-military. So these are the kinds of folks we are dealing with here; you don’t mess around with them.

In addition, there has been one false alarm after another coming out of Smith/MABRC for a long time now. Most have fallen short of overt hoaxing, but you get the idea. Ed Smith claimed to have biological samples which were sent out for DNA testing. He then reported back the test results which would not make sense in any reasonable universe, though I am not a geneticist. The false alarms have been along the lines of “capture coming soon,” nonsense like that.

A recent false alarm was the Lee/Smith fiasco where they “refused to confirm or deny” whether or not they had a body. They played this out for a bit, milking all the publicity, until a 1 hour radio show that ended with them both stating that they had no body after all. They jerked off the whole Bigfoot community for weeks on end. Thanks a lot guys. I haven’t been masturbated quite so nicely in some time.

The problem with these guys is that while kooks, they are dead serious. They have a very serious plan for capturing a Bigfoot, and they may well have working traps. They have an excellent plan for dealing with the Bigfoot afterwards. They have some brawn (ex-military), engineers, a whole lot of fancy and expensive equipment and some big money backers like attorneys, physicians and businessmen. Obviously, you would have to be completely insane to try to live capture a Bigfoot.

One of the side effects of kookery is that most kooks are quite crazy. Crazy isn’t all that great, but sometimes it comes in handy. If you want to live capture a Bigfoot, only the insane need apply. And a side effect of all the kookery and nuttiness of these guys is that they are precisely insane enough to try to and maybe even succeed at something as insane as live capturing a Bigfoot.

They may well know where these things hang, and they may well have a working trap. They may be capable of tranking the thing if it gets unruly. They may even be capable of moving the box somewhere close by. The may be capable of having facilities to study the thing. But after that, all bets are off because I don’t see a non-state group keeps such a creature in a facility tranked up enough to get studied. This part is where I feel their expertise would fall short.

A wild story was published on Bigfoot Evidence from someone who claimed to be in on the capture and he said that the whole thing fell through when they got it in the facility. This is what wold probably happen. The Bigfoot got out and tore up some of the guys studying it, then it escaped. No one knows if the story is true, and hoaxers write in to BFE all the time with elaborate fictions like this, but this is just about how a story like this would logically end.

We haven’t heard anything out of these guys for a day or so now, so who knows from here on out.

Is it all a hoax? As morally challenged as these guys are, MABRC/Smith have never yet actually and formally hoaxed the community. They have nearly hoaxed us many times, but almost only counts in Equine footwear and Little Boys. If they are hoaxing us, this would be a lowly first for them.

So, does the Team Quantra have a live captured Bigfoot?

Guess what? No one knows!

138 comments:

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    1. I just started getting into this Big Foot thing about a week ago, after all this ..I'M DONE!

      Story after story, hoax after hoax, never any clear pics or videos, just stories and many are unbelievably insane!

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    2. I know there's so much shit out there BUT I would put the entire contents of my bank account on a bet that the current Rick Dyer shooting bigfoot/tent video / Minnow films story is real. Honestly I really do.

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    3. Lindsay you stupid fag, your the one who posted the bullshit story yesterday about the lab being torn up. Your sorry writing style showed right through. For someone who supposedly writes for a living, you made several mistakes above. Proof read your own bullshit.

      You don't know shit from wild honey you commy fruitloop pervert!

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    4. Oh deer, your post are so disterbing ..please can't we all get along.

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    5. I think the worst harm in the bigfoot community is "Rick Dyer" why can't all just not mention him ..all internet sites (this blog) everyone...he is a sociopath,,he feeds off people for survival...he is no better than a "fire ant" and we all no you don't reason with Fire ants..

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    6. Daisy Daisy,
      Give me your answer do!
      I'm half crazy,
      All for the love of you!

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    7. I got a response, and he stepped on it!

      He got a response and we stepped on it.

      We stepped on his response.

      Bobo stepped on Matt's response. So it was over because Sasquatch wasn't giving out more than one response that night; which Bobo cancelled out, because he stepped on it, like a mouse.

      It was like he killed a tiny little mouse by stepping on it, and crushing it's little body and thus it's squeakability. He just stepped on it and killed it. Game over. Go home, there's no more responses, because the only one available (for that night) was stepped on, and killed.

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    8. Nooo, please stay Makita Tools! One week isn't long enough to make a judgement. Just keep coming back to BFE and the comments section and you will see how nice and funny we are. Heck, maybe in time you will grow to love us... Oh whatever, you never loved us you son of a bitch! Leave and never come back Waaaaaa!!! Now I will eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's and call my mother and watch some Bridgette Jone's Diary.

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    9. Why does it have to be Ben & Jerry's particularly? I had a Banana-boat in Nassau, er uh, never mind!

      Anyway that was mean to say that to a potential BigFoot researcher. Who knows they may have been encouraged, enticed, motivated and may have yielded our next great find. I wonder if Davey Crockett, Daniel Boone, or Native American trackers would have went around yelping: what was that? '' did you hear that? .. I seen something, did you see it? .. did you hear that? .. did you see that? .. what was that? .. You stepped on my response with your elk-hide moccasin!

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    10. Oh yeah, that there is a troll trap and it looks as if they darn got 'em one.

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  2. this sounds like some gangster shit

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  3. And women's vaginas have teeth in them and if you masturbate you will go blind.

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    1. That's why RL likes them in early pubescence - before they have teeth at their business end or their own will, which is kind of the same thing come to think of it.

      He also wears glasses for a reason.

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    2. I keep my poop in a sasquatch SKull

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  4. Omg! I can't stop laughing they photo shopped a picture of a Bigfoot looking out of the box! Love it!

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    1. You mean it isnt real?? Bigfoot is just bullshit?

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    2. No you heard me right Lard Ass^. It's real.

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    3. Lard ass?, it's hard hat, HARD HAT !!!

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    4. Bigfoot is Bullshit but Bears are RealSunday, December 30, 2012 at 10:42:00 AM PST

      Yes it real..OK, so where is any proof to back your claim up? And, I jog 6-8 miles per DAY in rhe woods of the PacNW, so no lard ass, and also no Bigfoot evidence..domt let that stop your campaign against logic and truth though.

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    5. The woods near your home or do you actually drive into one of the forests and jog? There is a huge difference between the two. Do you wear headphones? How many bears have you seen during your jogs? How about cougars or bobcats? Better yet, how many porcupines, skunks and possums have you seen in the woods?

      I have spent 35+ years camping, hiking, fishing, trapping, and hunting and I can count on one hand the number of cougars I have seen and two hands the numbers of bears and bobcats. Unless I was specifically hunting them and that only added a few more.

      But like you I have never seen a bigfoot. I have had too many WTF moments to write off the possibility of bigfoot though. The forests are much vaster than hiking and jogging paths.

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    6. It's impossible for you to run 6-8 miles A day! Your on this blog all day! Liar! Faggot ! Show us the evidence of your exercise! What none? Liar. Show me the tard in the running suit! What no picture? Liar! I wouldn't believe anything out of your mouth Bigfoot is Bullshit! Big Jim summed it up!

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  5. That's my outhouse and my aunt Ruth looking out

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  6. In my own opinion, I don't think BigFoot would take to kindly to being punked on by folks. I don't know if they have any sense of humor so it would most likely be ass-whippin time!

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    1. Dude! It WOULD be handing out ASS whippings!!!

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    2. Apart from the fact it doesn't exist that is.

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    3. All of this talk about ass worshipping is disgusting! Ugh! Leave it to Lindsay!

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    4. Hahaha ...seriously! Wait til Sasquatch's crew comes knocking for their family member! I bet Gramps is like 9 feet and 700lbs!

      It's ASS whip time!

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    5. Better hope the stinky ape is bulletproof.

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  7. Uh... no. They don't have a Bigfoot. Just another hoax.

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  8. This whole topic (bigfoot) has become a joke. Maybe it always was. There is no monkey in the garden. Stop stroking lower like lindsays ego and... Oh yeah, last one out hit the lights its game over for the wookie.

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  9. Bigfoot is real....I had more to write but my dora the explorer doll is hungry. Ill be back.

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  10. Bigfoot is real....I had more to write but my dora the explorer doll is hungry. Ill be back.

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  11. "Their organization is filled with ex-military. So these are the kinds of folks we are dealing with here; you don’t mess around with them." Please explain this statement to THIS ex military guy who is deployed over seas to support his country and up till reading this article had nothing bad to say about this site.

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    1. I don't know if you have Robert Lindsay's blog before, but sometimes his critical thinking skills leave something to be desired. If you decide to head over and check it out, you may find that you may want to take a shower afterwards.

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    2. With you Brother! Nice post!

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    3. Do you always shoot the messenger?

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    4. Come on, everyone knows that ex-military usually have a screw loose.

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    5. Really???All of us?CPO USN Ret.

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    6. Oh hell yes, ALL of us! Especially you 'deck apes'. ;-)

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    7. Lindsay's stuff is all, and exclusively, hearsay, rumor, speculation and opinion. When has he claimed it to be anything else?

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  12. Shawn is leaving out the part where he totally trashes Rick Dyer, and in this instance I don't blame him. I mean he just torches the guy. Of course the bottom line is that Lindsay still thinks Rick Dyer killed the supposed Bigfoot in the tent video. That is one big gamble to stake whatever reputation you may have left.

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    1. I think the worst harm in the bigfoot community is "Rick Dyer" why can't all just not mention him ..all internet sites (this blog) everyone...he is a sociopath,,he feeds off people for survival...he is no better than a "fire ant" and we all no you don't reason with Fire ants..

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    2. I also enjoy cutting and pasting comments, kamerad.

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  13. ummm, why is RL talking about little boys again?

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    1. Because he's obviously a super creepy baby rapist! We should all ignore him like we do that Dyer stain.

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    2. STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!! Of course I'd like some candy

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  14. My kittens breath smells like catfood.

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    1. What have you been feeding it?

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    2. Dudes you keep me laughing in a crazy world.

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    3. If you enjoying laughing at stupid stuff.

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    4. That's a Ralph Wiggim quote. Stop hacking the Simpsons.

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    5. Very good, anon-8:57!
      Still, my kittens breath smells like catfood.

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  15. To sum RL up, he reckons that everyone in the the world of BF are clowns and liars. After the events of the last few weeks I find it hard to disagree with him. Dark days for bigfootery.

    MMG

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  16. The thinning of the herd is long overdue.

    Time to seperate the whiff from the chaps!

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    1. I think the worst harm in the bigfoot community is "Rick Dyer" why can't all just not mention him ..all internet sites (this blog) everyone...he is a sociopath,,he feeds off people for survival...he is no better than a "fire ant" and we all no you don't reason with Fire ants..

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    2. I hope the fire ants crawl up your ass.

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  17. This is the 17th 'Daisy' related story posted by BE so far. Just think what would happen if something worth reading cropped up. Full marks for making news out of a vague, misdirected communication.

    MMG

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  18. I've finally figured this out. It's just like WWF, all fake crap for entertainment purposes.

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    1. How long did it take you to finally figure it out?

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    2. The WWF isn't fake crap for entertainment they do valuable conservation work!

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  19. Some of the last few sentences of the articles read as follows:

    Is it all a hoax? ...If they are hoaxing us, this would be a lowly first for them.... So, does the Team Quantra have a live captured Bigfoot?

    Really? Uh, yeah. It is all a hoax.

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  20. THIS WEBSITE AND ARTICLE HAS SHOWN ME ONE THING. A LOT OF FOOTERS ARE FAT, AND NOT ONLY ARE THEY FAT BUT THEY LIE, WHICH SOMEHOW MAKES THEM FATTER.

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    1. What? Speak up, you're too stupid!

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    2. These fat bastards don't leave their vehicles ( I'm assuming your taking about Fasano and DW) or move 50 feet from the campsite . Take Cliff for example -thin. He's a true footer !

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    3. Fat is footers way of keeping sasquatch at a distance.

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    4. ^It's also a way to keep your Lard Ass firmly planted in your basement on the computer so the real world doesn't have to see you.

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    5. They may be fat but all caps is an ugly motherfucker!

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  21. team quantra looks able bodied enough to rough it in the wilderness, and catch a beast stronger than themselves. right?

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  22. This article calls both Fasano and Moneymaker kooks.

    One part says, "Matt Moneymaker, another kook, also weighed him..."

    Weighed who? Isn't that supposed to say weighed in? Is that a crack about his weight?

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  23. Another day, another bunch of keyboards ruined by footers jerkin off to patty

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    1. Or you to the responses Troll!

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    2. Get a girlfriend Skippy, you sick little pervert.

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  24. Robert Lindsay is the Paul heyman of footery

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    1. Wrong. Robert Lindsay is the Paul Lynde of footery.

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    2. Wrong.Paul Lynde had a talent.He was a funny sumbitch!!

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    3. Lindsay is the real deal folks!

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    4. Submitted for your approval:

      Like Lynde, Lindsay has a 'campy and snarky persona that often poked fun at his barely in the closet homosexuality'.

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    5. Well,when you put it that way...

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  25. This site is starting to look like the national enquirer, i tryed but i just cant take it any more.Like who gives a shit what robert lindsay says?he is as bad if not worse than everyone he speaks about.Shawn good luck to you but im done now. see you all on the fun-way

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    1. I think I speak for the entire Bigfoot Community when I say Go Fuck Yourself.

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    2. I'll do you one better.
      Go inseminate yourself...

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    3. who the fuck are you? only one that speaks good about robert lindsay is robert lindsay think il kick your faggot 4 eyed ass next time i see you

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  26. i was captured by bigfoot in 1989 and lost my virginity under threat of force..the human dna dr ketchum has is probably a result of my encounter with that bigfoot in 1989..please for the love that is all good please do not harm my child..sincerely-wendy williams

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    1. Of course not. It's all for fun and games. Just suspend your belief, like when you're watching a horror movie, just go along with it and you'll enjoy it much more. Bigfoot is just entertainment for our minds, it's a belief to keep us distracted from the real horrors of our world. It's just another type of religion. A fantasy created by man to make us feel a little better in this cruel world of ours.

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    2. Yes Virginia there is really a Bigfoot!

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    3. They're both wrong, because there's no proof either way. But yeah, why not be nice to people and just have fun with it?

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    4. Hey 6:51. You ripped off Frued there. Sounds just like his quotes on religion. The difference though is that Bigfoot has actual accounts of its existence (in addition to lots of hoaxed bullshit). Religious deitys are total fabrications, made hundreds or thousands of years ago, based on a need to understand our world and manipulate others.

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  28. Lets sum up this article.Lets say you have a bunch of turds swirling around a toilet and one sticks his stinky little head up and says "Have you noticed how bad all these other guys smell?"Then he does one of those dolphin tail stand things and PLOP! Under he goes!Thats you Robert.A stinky,shitty,destined for the cesspole hypocrite.

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  29. And then suddenly masturbation

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  30. Psychokinesis, mindrape, blueberry bagels, how can this not be true? Playful family of five, mental energy blasts, electro magnetic energy pulses, stick structures, braiding horse hair, this stuff is legit and the good Dr. Ketchum has the proof.

    Does anyone have any evidence in any databases about Sasquatch moving objects just by thinking about them, communicating via mindspeak, or using a mental attack? I saw a 'foot back in '78 but he used infrasound to blast me with a mind wave and scrambled my brain wave frequencies. Although I strongly believe Ketchum is just trying to get attention, there must be some truth to her interdimensional and psyonic claims regarding Sasquatch.

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  31. I once saw a Bigfoot in the forest while planting my magic beans but couldnt get it on video because my unicorn was too spooked so I had to leave. I know what your thinking ...why didn't I fly away right?? Well my unicorn is a unipony so she hasn't fully developed her wings. Uggghhh! Maybe next time.

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    1. Unicorns don't have wings. Pegasus have wings but no horn. But I much prefer Griffin. The king of all mythical beasts!

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    2. I thought that would of been Obama and his sycofent,brainless minions.

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    3. don't be disrespectin' da pegasus

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    4. No the best by far is the ...... One eyed one horned flying purple people eater

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  32. Once again Mr. Lindsay is the only one who actually writes anything worthwhile about Sasquatch. Thanks Robert for your valuable contribution to the Bigfoot world. Happy new year, looking forward to reading more in 2013, keeping us up to date in a logical manner.
    SPA

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    1. Robert loves commenting about himself.

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    2. Thank you very much my friend. Sending much love your way and hoping you have a great new year, or at least a better one than the previous iteration!

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    3. Check it out!The stinky turd popped up again!!

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  33. Yay!Roberts Mom is in the house!

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    1. Shhhh,don't worry about it.......

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    2. Impossible! Im starring right at her face.....well the back of her head at least.

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    3. Now she's on the house... Call the Fire Dept.

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  34. HOLD THE PHONES!!! Tim T-FAT Fasano is a kook?

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  35. MABRC is still complicit in perpetuating a hoax. They are the mouthpiece for lies.

    Randy and Darren YOU ARE LIARS.

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  36. Robert Lindsay calling other people "kooks" now that is funny.

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    1. Pot calling the kettle black was my first thought too.

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  37. I got a response, and he stepped on it!

    He got a response and we stepped on it.

    We stepped on his response.

    Bobo stepped on Matt's response. So it was over because Sasquatch wasn't giving out more than one response that night; which Bobo cancelled out, because he stepped on it, like a mouse.

    It was like he killed a tiny little mouse by stepping on it, and crushing it's little body and thus it's squeakability. He just stepped on it and killed it. Game over. Go home, there's no more responses, because the only one available (for that night) was stepped on, and killed.

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  38. The new trap camera works great! Set it up in the bedroom this AM...caught the wife squeezing into her skin tight jeans. Much better than any of this Sasquatch bullshit.

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  39. Anonymous is my all-time favorite poster-

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    1. Mine too. He/she is so prolific.

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  40. One cold, wintery night, many moons ago, I was herding dem der sheeps behind the Chapter House when a winged billy goat came out of a well location. It was large, and was wearing a Masonic apron. In it's mouth it held a Tokay bottle, and a T&R Card was tied to it's tail. It stumbled around in circles and asked for a ride to Shiprock. It then screamed and farted as it jumpped into the air and flew off towards Beklabito. Very, very scary!
    -Native American folklore

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  41. I have been reading Robert Lindsay's dribble for awhile now. This is a guy that states that being a prison guard is a great job? Well here ya go Lindsay... have some piss and shit thrown in your face. Yummmie huh?

    Once these bullshit hoaxs have blown over the whole fair tale Bigfoot community will look like the lonely pieces of shit you really are.

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  42. Why this long rant to even speculate? Of course it's a hoax. No one in their right mind would release a live specimen before they showed bit to the world and science to prove it's existence.

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  43. Does anyone know where I can find fresh blueberry bagels?

    -Bigfoot

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  44. ED SMITH BAILS OUT DURING THE MOST SIGNIFICANT SCIENTIFIC EVENT OF OUR TIME.

    From MABRC:

    " I will be in Houston closing land leases and the tax year on Monday and most of Tuesday, the oil and gas business knows no holidays. I will be out of pocket most of the time." - Ed Smith

    THIS FIX IS IN. SMITH IS LEAVING MABRC OUT TO DRY.

    Thanks DW Lee and Randy and all you stupid MABRC cheerleaders for giving us yet another unsubstantiated pile of horse crap.

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  45. The lunatics have taken over the asylum!

    "April Williams"?!? Really Robert?

    Next time try "Autumn Williams" and you won't show your run of the mill inexperience with the subject matter, quite so easily.

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  46. DW plans to blame the Bigfoot community at large for their complete lack of transparency and release of any evidence whatsoever.

    DW's latest post on MABRC illustrates his plan.

    "I would like to add my opinion to the events of and behavior of the Bigfoot community over the last two days. The best way to have this disappear and never hear anything again until some press release is made to the general public, is to make demands and accusations without knowing the facts." - DW Lee


    They will slowly retreat into the shadows claiming victory in showing how poorly the Bigfoot community behaves.

    In reality it is their own behavior that is the problem.

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  47. I'm bored with this.Bring on the next hoax!!

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  48. In the picture that is shown , if this was a real picture. The size of the unknown creature that is displayed, is far to big to be held in by simple timber planks, and a very strong steal door !...Next !

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