Thursday, January 17, 2013

Breakdown Of Mysterious Bigfoot Photos [ParaBreakdown]


Phil breaks down the 4 mysterious photograph of an alleged Bigfoot that showed up on YouTube back in May of 2011 and then disappeared the same day!

Posted by Shawn at 1/17/2013 08:00:00 AM
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    1. A bigfoot hoax has no effect on bigfoot reality.

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    2. Shit! Don't let FB/FB see this crap! They will break it down and claim its real. Who says BF doesn't make slippers from all the deer they kill!!

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    3. No they won't . Really ? FB/FB sorts through tons of these hoaxed ones to find one that looks legit or could be real. I like FB/FB . If your any better start your own damn site and spend hours and hours they do . I think they do a great job on most!

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    4. This is the site that shows the crap hoaxes! FB/FB goes out of the way Not to show this crap and obviously did look at this one back then and didn't say crap on it either.

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    5. Your prolific use of the word crap really turns me on. Can I taterhole you???

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    6. This is crap, another negative vid from parafatfuck. Do some constructive ones.

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    7. Twice = prolific? That's pathetic. Crap crap.

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    8. Bigfoot doesn't always wipe his ass, but when he does, he uses a squirrel.

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    1. I thought Neanderthals didn't eat fish.

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  3. Another great breakdown, Phil.
    Thanks,
    Bobby

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    1. The one I saw was auburn with red highlights.

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    2. Really? A guy with long hair, robe, and tennis shoes at a theme park is a good breakdown?

      While it may be a fake, i did not find the breakdown provided any new information other than sophomoric blabber.

      A wasting disease might also cause hair loss at extremities and also the very thin wrists and ankles compared to hair covered parts.

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    3. You should learn to exercise your mind and use your imagination a little more.

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    4. Instead he exercises his penis by using his hand a little more

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  4. I hate to say it, but FIRST!

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    1. aaaawwwwww darn it all to heck!

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    2. yer not first yer fat and fugly with sweaty armpits

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  5. I find it interesting because it was shot in infrared. Infrared captures light reflected from foliage hence the white foliage glow.

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    1. I wasn't scared at my sighting....I was stunned, but it was out on the side of the road and I was safe on a well populated tour bus. And it looked like a big muppet.

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  6. I turned to my right, there he stood 20 ft from my tree and was standing there looking at me and I remember thinking who are these black men running naked through the woods?

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    1. I'm having a problem with them thar bigfeets. Those things come in to my yard, take my kids diappers and just fucking shred them up all over the fucking place. I have tried to get some evidence by casting the tounge marks in the shit in the old diappers. Can someone tell me how to get the excess shit off the castings? These fricking baboons just fling these shit filled diappers everywhere. They have slapped some of those diappers on my trailer walls, leaving shit slicks down the sides of my home. I just want these shit eating monkeys gone!! I've had it and can't take it anymore...

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  9. I don't know if the encounter I had was a Bigfoot or not. To me it looked like a dirty man with scraggly hair and beard. It looked like he was wearing animal skins like the color of a coyote. The hair on his head was a bit darker.

    I didn't know if it was some old hippie that bugged out or if it was something wild. One thing's for sure it made me rethink what Bigfoot could actually be.

    I guess my point is that if was able to get photo or video evidence everyone would've said it was a man wearing animal skins. But like I said, perhaps it wasn't Bigfoot at all. It seemed awfully strange though to see a person wandering in the middle of nowhere.

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    1. What was the distance of this sighting?

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    2. The individual was no more than 40 feet from me. There was an opening in the cedar trees and they crossed this opening not even looking at me. Only saw them from about the hips up so I don't know if they had pants and shoes on or not. I have never seen a person look that dingy and dirty.

      If I had to describe them they would fit my idea of what a caveman would look like.

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    3. You better quit while you're ahead. The footers are going to tear you to pieces. They get very angry when someone suggests that their magic monkeys are plain old people.

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    5. ^ there are very few footers left on here Dildo! Just closed and open minded sceptics!

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    6. Wait, I'm confused, I thought there was only one skeptic troll on here, posting over and over. Which is it, all or one?

      And also, why are you foreigners so queer for Bigfoot? Are you envious of our magic monkey?

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    7. Bigfoots are extremely selfish.

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    8. I'm extremely shellfish.

      -Mr. Krabs

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  10. Did you Americans know that in Canada we don't have one dollar bills eh. We got gold coins with a loon on them and we call them loonies. Geez I wish I had a loonie every time I saw it written on this blog!

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  11. Is it just me, or does all of the crap that used to be along the right side of the page now appear below all of our comments?

    I'm not sure I want to live in a world where I have to scroll down to see Amazon Eve.

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  12. Not trying to be a "hater" but on this blog earlier some more info

    http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2011/08/turkey-hunter-afraid-to-go-back-after.html

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  13. Did you Frenchman know we don't give a fuck.

    That wasn't a question..

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  14. If Phil is reading here's what I think it is:

    They are photos off of a camera monitor on a film set. That would explain the white frame guides, the crop lines covering the different aspect ratios. It is clearly a suit as well as you can clearly see the fake hair.

    As to why it was pulled off immediately, my guess would be the uploader would've gotten in trouble for making it public and was told to take it down.

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    1. You're right, and the blueish thing is reflection on the monitor. Good work Holmes!

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    2. If Phil is reading this. Your going to die a virgin if you don't get your fat ass outside on occasion. Even keyboard pounding losers like your self should be able to bag and tag at least one girl before your heart gives out from the stress of ripping open that last bag of Cheetos. You owe it to your self after after all the years of under-your-breath snarky remarks directed at the guys on the football team who were banging chicks while you were watching Star Trek reruns. We're just concerned about you and want you to have a smile on you face when they tip your fat smug carcass in that dry swimming pool sized grave

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    3. ^^^^
      Don't encourage Phil to mate you idiot!

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    4. Holy Crap!! I didn't think about a bunch of little Phils running around.I think I'll buy some stock in Pizza Rolls and Clearasil just in case. You know. That whole lemonade out of lemons thing.

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  15. Actual story from Shawn about this is actually here: http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2011/05/bigfoot-caught-on-film-watch-still.html

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  16. This is the face of a living breathing Sasquatch.
    Anyone who looks in a mirror everyday should have no problem recognizing these photos. This is because in order for YOU to exist Sasquatch MUST exist as well. I can't even imagine how the filmer even felt. It's very very powerful.
    To find out more read "You Are Sasquatch".


    FB/FB


    sniff


    burp

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  17. Ketchum's report isn't coming out today people. It did not pass peer-review.

    The report will come out from an intentional leak just like the Igor information came out.

    This is how it is going to play out people.

    Get ready !

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    1. I heard the same thing today, on our private facebook page. Quite discouraging.

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    2. Next week it will be the same, and then the next week.

      Melba is preparing (and has been) for the big ole let down.

      You will never see this study in a Journal. I repeat NEVER !!!!

      - The Real Knower

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    3. The close-minded scientific community suppressed it once again. I just knew they would. Now we will have to find other avenues to get this report out. Hope you guys can read Russian.

      Mulder (keeper of the faith)

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    4. Mulder will bow down to the altar of Saskeptic and Parnassus and ask forgiveness. He will eat his crow like the body of the Christ Skeptic. He will have his own words driven into his hands and feet on the cross of his own stupidity.

      He will never rise again !

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    5. Sorry I was misinformed earlier, the latest info I have just received is the study is indeed coming out in a US journal as well as worldwide journals and not only that there'll be extensive TV coverage right away.

      Wish I had better news for you I am after all only a dedicated troll like yourselves.

      The (Real) Knower.

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    6. Melba will be leaking or otherwise self-publishing this report by the end of the month.

      Sorry everyone. No journal will ever publish this.

      - Anonymous Peer Reviewer of Melba's Paper

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    7. We beg to differ.

      -Журнал Магия обезьян

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    8. Exactly who is this Mulder?

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    9. Some random faggot who believes in the mythic ape.

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    10. Check out Ketchum Report thread over at THE BIGFOOT FORUM site. It has 430 pages of members defending her report - Mulder being the most prominent and unyielding among them. His posts are becoming less and less there however. I think he's beginning to realize that he has made a fool of himself.

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    11. Moldy is MIA, maybe he went off the deep end.
      Wonder if he's off his meds.
      Might show up at jerry wayne's door, with a hatchet.

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    12. Mulder is doing just fine. He's under my care at my house where I'm consoling him.

      Vulva Smoochum

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  18. Fun Fact

    Steven Streufert, in answering his critics about not going out into the field responds, "I LIVE in the "field"."

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    1. "I poop in the jar"

      -Poop in a Jar Guy

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    2. Sorry that colostomy bags aren't in your budget

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    3. Thats the shittiest thing ive heard in awhile.

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    4. I would be more worried about smells.

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    5. Sometimes I bottle my screams.

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  19. This thing actually looks quite a bit like the stumpsquatch bigfoot from a few days ago. He's got the jerry curl and everything.

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  21. Gimlin's been given an ultimatum and a date. Expect his confession by mid July.

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    1. Ultimatum of what kind? That implies a threat. If he doesn't say a certain thing or sign on a certain dotted line, what are the consequences?

      Don't be so ridiculous. You'll get further in life.

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    2. MK already implied that he killed Sasquatches, what next?

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    3. I’ll give y’all a little look inside Gimlin’s mind:

      “Well if they’re stupid enough to fall for it then they deserve to waste their lives searching in vain and being wrong.”

      “Bigfoot does exist, but he’s just so damn hard to photograph that we had to hoax him, we just had to!”

      “Oh, who cares if it’s a fake, the footers are enjoying themselves aren’t they?”

      “Well it’s all for Mrs. Patterson it is, yeah that’s it! She needs the royalties. Yeah, we’re like really awesome cause we pulled a hoax so Patterson’s lazy bitch wouldn’t have to get a job. ”

      “Herp! Derp!”

      Yeah, Gimlin isn’t going to fess up unless someone beats it out of him. And even if they did the footers wouldn’t believe it anyway. The man has spent the last 45 years deluding himself, he’s not just going to suddenly feel guilty about what he did.

      -a psychic

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    4. Anon 10:50,

      M.K. Davis says a lot of things.

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    5. Mostly spot too on unlike 10:55 troll.

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    6. You're "spot too on" a butt plug you dumb ass. Next time proofread before making a public retard out of yourself.

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    7. Asking a footer not to make a public retard out of themselves is like asking Ketchum to stop being ugly.

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    8. She could at least stop smoking so much meth.

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  22. FAKE

    Keep them coming so we can tell the real from the fake.

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  23. It's another Thursday, and no Ketchum announcement, no hint of a Friday publication. This is depressing.

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  25. Another ed smith special!!! I think thats what i we should call all hoaxes. .... ed smiths!!!!

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  26. Dude, bigfoot is like a liars contest. See who can tell the biggest one and get away with it. Some of them even go as far as to make evidence up, or videos and photos. American folklore ftw.

    You start thinking there is really something out there in the woods, it's time to have a reality check and spend some time with your family or friends...

    The bigfoot legend will always be fun, kind of like a snipe hunt. The newbs entertain the old schoolers at their expense, by being gullible and getting fooled/scared. Awesome stuff.

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  27. I think this is from a low budget movie

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    1. Bigfoots don't care which day of the week it is.

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    2. Except Tuesday's. Appetizers are half off at Golden Corral!

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  29. DAMMIT!! MY PANTIES SMELL LIKE FISH!!!

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    2. WHAT SHOULD I DO MAYOR McCHEESE??????

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    4. HAHAHA WELL, YOU CAN HAVE THEM FREE OF CHARGEM SINCE MY KIDS THINK THE WORLD OF YOU...

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  30. I thought the uploader asked for an expert to give him advice...?

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  31. LOL are you kidding me?? You said "don't mind if I do" in the intro as a way of implying that you are an expert and you can't figure out what the lines and water marks are?

    It's not a website watermark, it clearly says "REC" genius... As in "RECORD" ...get it?

    The other lines are aspect ratio guidelines which (real or otherwise) are meant to represent that these are a series of still frames taken from a video or digital recording.

    If you are doing analysis learn your shit and grab a brain you dumbass!

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  32. ^^^^^^^ every post above is from the same poster

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  35. another self titled expert breaking down the obvious issues in bf photos. he does nothing but critise others work whilst he has nEVER put up anything. nobody with a voice you could imagine is matched by an equaly hidious face

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