We promise this is our last post today on the California Redwoods. Steven Streufert of "Coalition for Reason, Science, Sanity in Bigfoot Research" shared this photo with us after seeing our post on "The Things You Find While Squatchin' In The Redwoods of California".
He writes: "In a recent storm a tree broke in my dad's yard down in the redwoods zone. Amazingly, the break revealed an image of a Bigfoot carrying Jesus!!". Take a look at the zoomed photo below to see the squatch and Jesus:
Nice!
ReplyDeleteCut the fucking tree down and Ebay it!!
DeleteLadies, Gentlemen, Taters and Footers,
DeleteAt 7:12PM on January 1st, 2013 the once beneficial and investigative BigfootEvidence.com has officially jumped the shark. Please place your trays in their fully up right position and prepare for a landing. Shawn is at the tiller and won't rest until he drives this mutha'fucka into the deep abyss of tabloid nonsense. Thank you for your visit, every click a Sasquatch get his wings.
-Mr. Disappointed
Bigfoot has always been in the deep abyss of tabloid nonsense, and has never emerged from it for one measly moment. If you think for one second that there was a golden age of footery when footers weren’t charlatans then you've been misinformed.
Delete-Mr. Reality
Yawn. Where's the evidence. Bigfoot doesn't exist. Footers are stupid. Blah blah blah.
DeleteWho cares? I'll go insane anyway I please. I'm going insane the Bigfoot way. It's a lot less scary than reading the news.
I am highly educated.
DeleteYou, however, are not.
Too bad for you, loser, tooner, loon.
Here’s a thought; you could always NOT go insane.
DeleteToo bas that 844 isnt actually me, and wouldnt be able to intellectually challenge a chipmunk.
DeleteKeep dreaming boys, 2012 is the "year of the Sasquatch"...oh, too late. Just white-knuckle it until Melba releases her paper since Smeja didnt work out.
Poor sad Bigfoot believers..all you can do is impersonate those who actually have a clue about reality, and reality shows that no giant monkeyman will be your saviour.
Is there also one of Sasquatch carrying Santa?..........
ReplyDelete....haha
No bigfoot, no Santa, no nothing. Only me.
DeleteWAZZZ UP PUSS N BOOTS!!!
DeleteHoly saint sasquatch salt shaker on a stick!
ReplyDeleteCoalition for Reason, Science, Sanity in Bigfoot Research" sounds about right to me.
ReplyDeleteI think it looks more like Jesus carrying Bigfoot. Jesus don't need anyone or anything to carry Him because He is the almighty one!
ReplyDeleteBigfoot loves Jesus. Jesus loves all the bigfoots.
ReplyDeleteThe existence of Bigfoot proves that god doesn't exist.
Deleteamazing
ReplyDeleteI'm seeing Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant.
ReplyDeleteOf course you do thats why they call it the 'mania 3 tree.
DeleteHacksaw Jim Duggan I squeeze and squeeze!
DeleteU..S..A U..S..A.....TOUGH GUY!
DeleteThe Giant catches the Hulkster right in the bread basket! Get the hot showers ready Jesse Ventura!
DeleteYou said it Geno The chumpster don't look so tough now does he? I may have to come outta retirement and beat this guy.
DeleteWill you give me a break Jess?
DeleteNo I could take this guy Gorilla but maybe I'll run for public office instead.
DeleteJess, this is truly the irresistable force meeting the immovable object!
DeleteI think us footers should make it a holy shrine worthy of a yearly pilgrimage.
ReplyDeleteChuck
LOL! That's a great idea Chuck. I'm in!!
DeleteLooks more like their doing the Tango to me. Someone get Bigfoot an agent and get him on "Dancing With The Stars".
ReplyDeleteGot to have something to keep all the bible thumpers interested too... Have to keep as many in the loop as possible. All about the cash and not the facts.
ReplyDeletePromote the myth for the god all mighty dollar!!!
Out of this world man.
ReplyDelete-David
OMG, they are both blurry! Who knew?
ReplyDeleteSasquatch replied: The times when you have seen only one really big set of footprints is when I carried the Lord, carrying you.
ReplyDeleteHA^
DeleteThis was thr single funniest thing that I have read in a LONG time. Strong work.
DeleteI would like to sell my computer and related equipment.
ReplyDeleteYou will find it is all #looneytoons approved.
Sincerely,
Timmy the Tooner
If by "approved" you mean it has semen stains all over it then I think I'm going to pass.
DeleteIt looks more like bigfoot is about to suck jesus's titties. :D
ReplyDeleteWhat? It does!
Actually all I see is ALF carrying George Carlin.
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