Thursday, January 10, 2013

Phil tells the twisted tale of the Woolly Mammoth video!


In this video, Phil Poling gives us a glance back at the strange video of a Mammoth crossing a river and the problems it caused a year ago.

51 comments:

  1. First!! Break that shit down Phil. I love it.

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    1. Phil not only broke it down, he busted it all up put it in a bag and hauled it out to the trash can

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    2. Yeah well some people don't get the memo. Look how many morons still believe the PGF hoax is real after 45 years.

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    3. Do you mean a real hoax, or a real Bigfoot caught on film?

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    4. Let's put all that Daisy stuff behind us. It was just silly fun anyway, right? We all knew it was a joke.

      So let's get serious now and get down to some real Bigfoot research, shall we?

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    5. Real Bigfoot research? Does that exist?

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    6. 8th, I'm the 8th wonder of the world!!!!!!

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  2. I killed a wooly mammoth- Justin Smeja interview

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    1. omgz proof - eat crow all you wooly mammoth skeptics!!!11

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    2. Yeah you skeptics better be ready for some humble pie when Ketchum proves them mammoths are real and human!!!

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    1. I hope for your sake you don't wander into eastern Kansas. We don't have time to ask a lot of questions.

      Team Qauntrill

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  4. You sure picked the wrong place to get lost in there be trolls here : )

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    1. Yeah, they post 4 or 5 articles every day.

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  5. smeja buttfucks wooly mammoths

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  6. Clearly that's Bigfoot in a mammoth suit...

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    1. If you look carefully what looks like the animals trunk appears to be Bigfoot's left arm trailing in the water. I believe it could be a female carrying it's young with it's right arm and to keep the young one clear of the icy cold water the mother is intentionally bending to the left causing her left arm to break the water surface and appear trunk like. Or it could be blurred footage of a cgi mammoth from 10,000 Years BC or even fucking Ice Age 1-4 placed on top of the original plain old river shot with a little extra white water effect round the moving mammoth. Those crazy Russians if they ain't hoaxing they're leaking DNA studies!!!

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  7. Hey Phil you want to do a Real breakdown ?? How about the connection between all those involved in this "Daisy Box" Crap and a Movie called "Skookum". Think you will be surprised at some of the names mentioned in the making of this movie.What people will do for money even the so called "Trusted"can't be when the all mighty dollar is involved.

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    1. Holmes.
      Taterholems?

      Hmm......

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    2. Hey Phil, are you ever going to break down the PGF? I'm really looking forward to your opinion.

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  8. In the year 2036 Phil Poling is known famously as: "Philibuster is a an famous bigfooter who extends debate, over video's of crypto creatures.

    John Titor time traverler from 2036

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    1. You do not make sense! None of this makes sense! Am I making any sense?

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    2. titors the man, hey GE is trying to claim the patent on your machine...

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    3. Maybe it would've worked better in the 67 corvette instead of the 76 monte Carlo but hell I'm just guessing

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  9. My Bigfoots shoot tiny lightening bolts at me with their eyes.

    Sasfooty

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  10. Phil Pissonyourparade Porky Poling does it again!

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  11. She got a dick house... mighty, mighty, thats a fact she likes it in the back...

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  12. Robert got the news ! And it's really big news .

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  13. Mulder told me that this is clearly a real Bigfoot. He began to explain the details of how he confirmed it to be real, but his Mom told him to get upstairs and do the dishes and take out the trash.

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    1. My mom sews all my buttons on for me cause I don't know how.

      Also, I'm not allowed to use the stove if no one else is home.

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  14. why is the internet full of douchbags? Most of whom post comments on this site. Humanity is doomed.

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    1. Because you're here and you're an asshole

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  15. Nice summary of the story Phil, thanks....

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  16. If there's more then 1 bigfoot. Would that be called bigfeet?

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  17. If there's more then 1 bigfoot. Would that be called bigfeet?

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  18. i havent read the comments but presumably this is beong treated with the distain it deserves. its cleary an elephant. probably out from a nearby circus or zoo etc...

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    1. The subject is computer generated or a computer was used to graft it into the scene . Phil showed us a clip of the original video prior to manipulation.

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