This Nasty Looking Thing Was Discovered in the Amazon

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Chill out, relax. It's a salamander found in the Amazon River. It's called a "Blind Snake." Though this phallus shaped amphibian is ridiculous looking, it breathes through it's porous skin. Pretty cool if you ask me.

Biologist Julian Tapan identified it as Atretochoana eiselti. It was discovered when workers were draining a portion of the Madeira River -- a major tributary of the Amazon -- for a controversial hydroelectric project. In fact, six were found. Many news sources have reported this as a new discovery, but it was actually first found and described in 1968.







Watch this video describing what some are calling the "penis snake":

Comments

  1. rushferlifeMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:01:00 AM PST

    rush

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    1. rushferlifeMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:02:00 AM PST

      I'll call it the schlong snake.

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    2. Bigfoot is BSMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:59:00 AM PST

      No doubt Rick Dyer would be able to glue that to a Bigfoot costume for "proof" of their giant penile virility. Yes folks this salamander is as close as any of you will ever get to a bigfoot.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:42:00 AM PST

      Speak for yourself bung biscuit.

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    4. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:42:00 AM PST

      The Bigfoots gifted me one of these little wigglers.

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    5. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 12:10:00 PM PST

      It's a dickworm. One eye and spits poison

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    6. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 1:02:00 PM PST

      Whitesnake not Rush.

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    7. Bigfoot is BSMonday, February 11, 2013 at 2:46:00 PM PST

      Whitesnake was only good with Steve Vai

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    8. Musky Allen Dick Ryders Gay Ass loverMonday, February 11, 2013 at 3:42:00 PM PST

      That's what I give Dick Ryder every night.Boy,does he love it!!!!

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    9. DrJKellMonday, February 11, 2013 at 3:59:00 PM PST

      "It smells like bigfoots dick!" stay classy!

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  2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:13:00 AM PST

    I accidentally sat on one of those in Rio.The only to get it to stop was to spin around and put it in my mouth.Best vacation ever

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  3. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:14:00 AM PST

    My girlfriend promised never to release these pictures.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:15:00 AM PST

    It spends most of its life looking for the vagina clam.

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  5. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:19:00 AM PST

    WOW A LONG BLACK MANS CUT PENIS ON THIS BLOG,SHAWN YOU ARE A PERVERT!!!! BUT I STILL LIKE YOU.

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  6. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:20:00 AM PST

    That thing looks like it has balls that won't quit!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:24:00 AM PST

      put that thing up, your giving me a complex

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:23:00 AM PST

      I know. I sent away for one of those penis enlargers and they sent me a magnifying glass. Who do I complain to?

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 1:01:00 PM PST

      John Holmes reincarnated.

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  7. Big Jim JrMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:22:00 AM PST

    Wow, that.... Ah never mind.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:30:00 AM PST

      And you are wanting us to clean it up on this site,right there you are just asking for it aren't you? Come on Dude, does it have to be purple also?
      Squatch Nuts

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    2. Leo Frank .Monday, February 11, 2013 at 8:33:00 AM PST

      Well said Jim,well said.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:33:00 AM PST

      Fat Jim made a funny.

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    4. Big Jim JrMonday, February 11, 2013 at 11:08:00 AM PST

      These are the type of posts that are fine for trolling. I don't mind the funny stuff. And said so. But the other stuff is old. And it is on every topic now. I think if we all agreed to limit unrestricted trolling to posts like this and use limited trolling on the other posts, we could all be happy. Along with having good debates on it. The parabreakdowns, rants and such are made for trolling.

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    5. Big Jim JrMonday, February 11, 2013 at 11:13:00 AM PST

      And anyone who clicks on this post expecting anything remotely related to bigfoot should not be here. Plainly this post was to draw clicks only. While the rediscovery of a rather interesting creature is in the crypto field, we all know exactly what the comments will be.

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  8. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:25:00 AM PST

    and bigfeet, ha!

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  9. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:48:00 AM PST

    This is like having a AA meeting at a Brewing Co.
    The only thing that thing is missing is my hand on it.
    Serenity now, Serenity now.
    The head is shaped like MoneyMakers hair cut, do you think Renae has ever held one?
    Squatch Nuts

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:15:00 AM PST

      I knew that guy looked like a footer,Money Maker, thats him. Now that's a real wood knocker.If Renea saw that she'd change her ways

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  10. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:53:00 AM PST

    Lex Steele unleashed in the Amazon! All anal edition!

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  11. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 8:58:00 AM PST

    BAT SHIT CRAZY LADY, from the forum here,

    That is my blind snake, but the MIB took it.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:39:00 AM PST

      The magic monkeys still walking around on your roof at night?

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:49:00 AM PST

      They've been swimming in my pool at night, I can hear them out there.

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  12. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:11:00 AM PST

    ^^^^^ is that you pbb, debbie, winged patriot etc etc

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  13. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:13:00 AM PST

    You should see it when it gets excited.

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  14. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:19:00 AM PST

    Now thats a head every bodies mom could and would love. . (face)

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  15. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:21:00 AM PST

    and this has what to do with bigfoot?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:26:00 AM PST

      Stand up, extend your arms, then reach around your back with both hands and pull your head out of your ass.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:39:00 AM PST

      You mean you don't know? and you say your a squatcher.

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  16. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:22:00 AM PST

    If only it came with batteries "sigh"

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  17. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:46:00 AM PST

    It is a purple headed rattle neck pocket moccasin.

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  18. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:46:00 AM PST

    And here we are again after yet another hoax and back to resorting to posts about things that actually exist.

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  19. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 9:53:00 AM PST

    Yea, it only has one eye so it will be easy to sneak up on.

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  20. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:05:00 AM PST

    C'mon Sanh, that's a caecilian, not a salamander. Dipshits can't even keep your high school biology straight, how do you ever expect to find a bigfoot?

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  21. Mayor McCheeseMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:07:00 AM PST

    You don't want one of those things on you, they're so hard to beat off.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 3:54:00 PM PST

      He's still got it!

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    2. Jack BoxMonday, February 11, 2013 at 4:53:00 PM PST

      WAZZZ UP MAYOR MCcHEESER!!!!!

      Good to have the real deal back.

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  22. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:09:00 AM PST

    I'll take my 3" elsewhere!!! (Asian man-whore off of the 2nd Deuce Bigalow)


    T

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  23. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:24:00 AM PST

    Trouser snake ftw!!!

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  24. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:32:00 AM PST

    Meh, I've seen bigger.

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  25. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:33:00 AM PST

    side pipe yo

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  26. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 10:47:00 AM PST

    Enough of this shit. Post some more Bigfoot neverdence

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  27. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 11:05:00 AM PST

    Hell, lets talk about Dyer the Liar, some more

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  28. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 11:13:00 AM PST

    That's my cock picture from Craigslist. What's it doing on here?

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  29. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 11:19:00 AM PST

    Why does this make my butthole tingle?

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  30. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 11:31:00 AM PST

    That top pic on the OP is fuckin hilarious. Looks like some backwoods south american porn, filmed by hoe zay and hey zues after they took turns pretending they were their second cousin el ew wee suh.

    That's my story, and I'm stickin to it.

    Cocksquatch

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  31. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 11:38:00 AM PST

    this was in national geographic, it's one of the
    examples of the men from the bigacock tribe,
    they are known to impregnate other tribe's women
    from up to 18 ft away, and a side effect from this
    leaves the woman with a permanent smile.

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  32. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 12:04:00 PM PST

    The extinct Purple Pounder

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  33. Jay CooneyMonday, February 11, 2013 at 12:35:00 PM PST

    And this, my friends, is one of the reasons why I LOVE the bizarre side of the zoological world! So amazing.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 4:22:00 PM PST

      Pffffft, you love it because it resembles a purple headed yogurt slinger. You got that surgery, looks like it's working out for you I see.

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  34. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 12:51:00 PM PST

    Wang-Squatch

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 1:04:00 PM PST

      Hard to tell if it's been circumcised. Pretty smart move.

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  35. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 2:20:00 PM PST

    It looks like a black dudes cock!
    Jeff T.

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  36. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 2:33:00 PM PST

    Finally, we get to see some real evidence taken from Daisy's Box.

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  37. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 2:50:00 PM PST

    That's a purple headed yogurt slinger

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  38. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 3:44:00 PM PST

    It's a 'Heat Seeking Moisture Missle'.

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  39. AnonymousMonday, February 11, 2013 at 4:23:00 PM PST

    Purple headed yogurt slinger!!!

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  40. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 12:50:00 AM PST

    The 'Ol blue vein throbber!!!

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  41. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 12:51:00 AM PST

    My dick looks like its wearing a helmut. Anyone else's look like its wearing one?

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  42. AnonymousTuesday, February 12, 2013 at 12:53:00 AM PST

    This is an obvious cover-up. They found Big foots dick and are now saying its just a salamander.

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  43. UnknownFriday, May 9, 2014 at 7:10:00 AM PDT

    its the mascot for the 2014 world cup

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  44. UnknownFriday, May 9, 2014 at 7:10:00 AM PDT

    its the mascot for the 2014 world cup

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