Monday, March 4, 2013

Breakdown of Massive Bigfoot Throwing Branches


Michael breaks down the branch throwing Bigfoot and asks: "Is there something to all the reports of Bigfoot in Utah? Here is another video claiming to be of a Bigfoot. And this one is throwing branches in a dominance display. Or someone cooked up another hoax."

Posted by Shawn at 3/04/2013 09:00:00 AM

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    1. Soooooooo sick of that queer merchant.. I don't watch her stupid videos and neither should you. Waste of air she is!

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    2. Soooooooo sick of that queer merchant.. I don't watch her stupid videos and neither should you. Waste of air she is!

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    3. Did you think your comment was soooo witty you had to repeat it?

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    5. When I go to their Site, I whistle to announce my presence, and I think of it like ringing the doorbell. We just do our thing and I assume they do theirs and what happens happens, or not. The times we've gone deep into the woods (2x) where they are presumed to be, I wood knock how many we are as a courtesy. I have only had my camera with me the second time (which was pitch black night) and the third time because it was middle of the day and I was taking pix of the kids playing on our long picnic afternoon. I don't take pix of the foliage hoping to spot them - there's no point, it's too dense and I'd never see anything anyway. Maybe some day, but not now and for a good while I'd imagine. Maybe when the leaves have fallen and there's less cover? Sometimes I have left food and sometimes not. The last time, I put the basket up high on a tree branch but have not been back to check it. If my kid is with me (daytime only and only when other people are around), I keep my eye on him closely. He heard the last 2 wood knocks/3 rocks thrown clearly, so he is now paying attention when I tell him to do things, hahaha, it's no longer "mom's thing" - he's now aware and somewhat interested. WE are kinda hit and miss on getting up there because I usually don't have gas to make the drive, and I won't go alone anymore. I just want to be a nice house guest in their home territory, i guess that's my current goal. That, and becoming more comfortable - them with me and me with them.

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    6. So your are saying Anom 10:18, that you have an area that you Bait Bigffots? Have you seen them or just heard them?

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    7. Do you smoke crack with the bigfeet?

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    8. Anom 10:18, your current Goal should be providing us with some kind of evidence.

      Yes, Make them comfortable

      What is there favorite food?
      I Bet they like peanut butter,Pancakes,Candy bars, honey


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    9. 10:18 is a copy/paste from BFF. It wasn't put here to be believed.

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    10. Anon 1:21 thanks for the laughs, I always enjoy the cut/pastes that you(?) put up from that looney bin over there.

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    11. Oh, Thanks Anon 1:35. Following this stuff can be confusing :).

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    1. Holy huge hairy hominids, Batman!

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    2. Holy tick up the taterhole robin !

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  3. The crisp heavy branch break was very familiar as being caused by a Bigfoot. The positioning of the subject behind a tree, is also indicative of real Bigfoot behavior.

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    1. Yes, because wildlife researchers have observed, studied and documented the behavior of these creatures that are known to science...right?

      Or is it because FBFB said so?

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    2. I think you got trolled bro

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    3. They are a type of Lemur.

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    4. Hey Dr Ketchem Discovered Lemer DNA.

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    5. No, but she's discovered a bunch of lemmings.

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  4. Dammit! I'm bvreaking for lunch one minute earlier!

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  6. The crisp heavy branch break was very familiar as being a mating signal for the aroused male Bigfoot. The positioning of the Bigfoot behind the subject is also indicative of real macho, unapologetic Bigfoot behavior.

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    1. Something very cool just happened. I was out back feeding the livestock after dark (armed with a bright flashlight - off). I was toping off the water troughs when I heard a high pitched cry from the direction of the woods. This was a voice and it was rather high pitched. I interpreted it as a hello. I immediately replied with a whistle. This was cool, scary, reasuring and rewarding all at the same time. I finished feeding the animals. I didn't have time to work on an alternative to food so I decided to leave an apple and a bottle of water. The bottle of water being something new. I am thinking of putting peanuts in a container as well as a small toy or something similar.

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    2. I hear they enjoy playing xbox if you leave one plugged in

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    4. lol, cut/paste guy is on a roll...

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  7. Can't tell from the distance but it just could be

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  8. This IS the real deal folks!

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    1. He's saying: here I am...love ME.

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    2. ...but don't take me for granted.

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  9. Blurry? Check
    Pixelated? Check
    Shakey? Check
    Lame? Check

    Yep, it's a bigfoot.

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    1. Blobsquatch rides again!

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    2. Judging from the outline above I think it's that creature from Forbidden Planet materializing.

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  10. Hmmm. I'll just go with past experience and say 'nope'!

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  12. Mormons are hard workers.

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  13. Jref have absolutely pwned the PGF.

    Good riddance.

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  14. What ever happened to those delusional "woodape" hunters?

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  15. You're right, that Bigfoot is massive...Yay!

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  16. They're a kind of people.

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    1. They are a type of lemur and you will like it.

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  19. The interesting aspects of Bigfoot cannot be explored with forensics, sophisticated or otherwise. Forensics can show that humans(aren't they?) live in the woods. It is more interesting to know why these creatures behave like this, isn't it? I'd like to know how their culture inspires such loyalty to never suffer a deserter or defector? Why do they despise us? Why can't we come to some understanding?

    A body would be helpful, of course. What is really needed is an individual to communicate with.

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    2. What in the mighty hell are you talking about???

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    3. Christopher Noel would be perfect for a representative of us human folk, Anon 10:19 seems highly intelligent, beyond the regular individuals understanding

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  20. If this is proved a hoax I will remove myself from facebook and all other internet means of social interaction.Maybe I will just yell my opinions from a bridge

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  21. i honestly see nothing in these videos. i try to be open minded but see nothing! 'baby bf's all over the tree'.i beg 2 differ

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  22. oooh Why cant people take better picures, Its not that hard, Every video I see its like the first time they have even touched a camera.

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  23. Will the last paid scoftic leaving the James Randi Manipulation of Public Sentiment Forums, please turn out the lights! Oops! Sorry, I guess that they were already lost in the dark.

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  24. Michael Merchant has shingles in his ass

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  25. For those of you who dont know James Randi : )

    James Randi (born Randall James Hamilton Zwinge; August 7, 1928)[2] is a Canadian-American stage magician and scientific skeptic[3][4] best known for his challenges to paranormal claims and pseudoscience.[5] Randi is the founder of the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF). Randi began his career as a magician named The Amazing Randi, but after retiring at age 60, he was able to devote most of his time to investigating paranormal, occult, and supernatural claims, which he collectively calls "woo-woo".[6]

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    1. Every wack-a-doo phenomena and fad got attention in the 70's. Uri Geller claimed to bend spoons with his mind. He wrote a book and got some TV time. Randi made a name for himself as Geller's nemesis. If it was not for Geller, we may have never heard of him. Although that is impossible to say with certainty...

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    2. RANDI > ALL

      footers are small fish to fry, too easy to pwn that he doesnt even bother with them.

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    4. If this is the REAL I dare you guy, I'm still trying to figure where that line came from. For some reason I got the idea it came from a poster called DWA over at the BFF but I'm not sure on that. Unfortunately I don't have the time to read every thread over there as funny and crazy as they are. Could you or someone direct me to the exact thread where it was first said? It's a great recurring line and I wanted to see it in full context without spending hours hunting for it.


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    5. Time to set you taters straight.

      Real copy/paste guy here.

      Yup, the quote is from that asshole DWA over at BFF, and it goes like this:

      how DARE you...

      It's the little nuances that make things like this fun.

      I also wonder what kind of medication DWA is on.

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    7. see? it's as easy as that ^^^

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  26. The branch you hear breaking was confiscated from my boy roscoes apartment by the FBI while he was at Denny's. I went back to the site and found tracks and hair, and carved into the side of the tree were the words "me learn to love someday, me heart big forest." I hope this squatch finds real, true love again.

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  28. its a turkey-bear cross from 10,000 years ago, also has some lemar dna in it

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