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Monday, April 22, 2013

OK, Jay wins: It's a damn bear paw


While Lakeville police and animal experts are still stumped, Jay thinks he knows exactly what animal this giant decomposed foot belongs to. He believe it's a bear:

"Here's a diagram that I have made which clearly demonstrates that the "unknown foot" which has been circulating on media sites is a decomposing or skinless bear paw." - Jay of the Bizarre Zoology blog.

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    1. wow just wow.

      Show that picture to a scientist:

      "That's a bear."

      Show that picture to a footer:

      "OOO it could be a squatchhh ooooo better post 600 articles about it!!!!"

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    2. Aw catshit! Thought we had us one of them there shashquatches!

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    3. ^ I'm a squatcher and a bear hunter (among things I hunt) and I said it was bear so WTF are talking about?

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    4. There are no bears in Lakeville!!!!!!

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    5. Shawn? Shawn help us. We need a new thread Shawn. Shawn help us! Help us Shawn! SHAWN?! SHAWN HELP US SHAWN!

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    1. travis are you ready to denounce your faith yet?

      I will check back in again tomorrow.

      There is always hope my friend!

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    2. About X, or about bigfoot?

      1. X rules, so no.

      2. I saw one, so no.

      Keep trying though! Maybe got "got monkey" guy will get to me one of these days.

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    3. do you ever wonder how if you easily saw a flesh and blood creature that is confined to the physical laws of this planet that no such creature has ever left any trace of evidence behind?

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    4. It left footprints right where it walked.

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    5. I bet it wouldn't have shown up if you had a camera rolling! right?!!

      Such a magic monkey man!!!

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    6. ^ Village Idiot speaks again . Very lonely guy.

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    7. I did magic with your mom last night i made my weener disappear and reappear in multiple orifices

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    8. 4:53.... I didn't have a camera rolling, nor can I predict hypothetical outcomes. So whatever point you are trying to make is moot.

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  3. most footer eyewitness accounts are born when they saw a bear and sh*t themselves and to make them feel better about themselves claim they saw a 8 monster monkey man

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    1. Probably in a lot of cases. Not in mine. I went and found the tracks that it left.

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    2. Travis, that's impossible because they don't exist!!! WAKE UP YOU IGNORANT DOLTS!!!

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    3. You know what? That clears it up for me. Thank you.

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    4. The "Wake Up" Village Idiot. Has it been - what 2 minutes since you posted the same crap?

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    5. Calling someone like that a village idiot because he doesn't believe in a mythical creature just doesn't make sense.

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    6. ^^^ your the village idiot because you come to the same sight everyday and talk crap about something of which, you know nothing. We have seen them. So your the one who is full of shit. It's not our problem you don't see one. Maybe you smell, or like I told you before. They don't like assholes!

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  4. Jay, you little debunker you! I bet in three years you will be a moderator on the JREF forum....

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  5. I didn't realize the case for bear paws was this compelling.

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  6. My taterhole alarm is going off like a buck during rutting season.

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    1. ^^funny. It makes me laugh every time.

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    2. Me too, hats off to the consistency guys ... Taterhole Guy, Your mom Guy, Too much reading Guy ..

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  7. why is rick dyer organising bigfoot expeditions if he has a body?

    why are people paying $149 to be a gold member?

    the mind boggles!

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    1. Because you giant ape believers are idiots!

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    2. just checking his site hes got paypal buttons everywhere, damnnn he must be raking in big money off these gullible footers!!

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    3. If he serves lots of high proof alcohol and requires everyone to be armed to the teeth I'm in. I'll pass on the 149; "member" is the right word for them....

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  8. Travis claims to have a big monkey!!!

    You know the deal, extraordinary claims requires extraordinary proof!!

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    1. Please send $150 to my PayPal account

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    2. sorry I spent my last $149 on gold membership!!!!!

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    3. I claim your mom was extraordinary last night

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    1. so close unlucky my friend

      may the odds be forever in your favour

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  10. Travis did the big fella you saw look like Bob H in a monkey suit?

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    1. What do you mean? Travis looks like Bob H in a monkey suit!

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    2. Hey! I'm much slimmer and younger than Bob H!

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    1. I frequented your mom last night

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  12. Why are you guys picking on Travis? He is one of us, one of us. Fuck bigfoot, its all about the trolling, man...

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    1. As long as you piss off the assholes it's all good. Like the Moron! Idiot! guy. Biggest asshole footer in the universe. The guy who calls us all skeptards is a close second.

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    2. Yeah, no reason to get offended because some guy typed that they don't exist for the 500th time. It takes more than that to rattle me

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    3. Plus, I did put the giant target on my own back by saying that I had seen bigfoot on here.

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    4. ^True, around here that's equivalent to having "Troll Me" tattooed on your forehead. Anyway, 6:47 is right: piss off the obnoxious ones by any means necessary. You are also victim of friendly fire...

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    1. Thanks a bunch for sharing your mom last night

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    2. Oh! Your mom! That's so funny! And original! Stop! Your killing us!

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  14. This is what happens in a field filled with self-appointed 'experts'.

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    1. And short peckered losers troll bigfoot blogs, HungMcSmall

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    2. You spelled "believe" wrong Mcgina

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    3. And you posted in the wrong section mcniggerboy

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    4. Stop it you're hurting my feelings

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    5. Ah the old resorting to racial slurs when you can't take it you must be a noob troll or 10 years old

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    6. I beleive your mom called me her Mcweenerboy last night

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    7. Hey i found you Mcgina on youtube talking about your small penis LMFAO

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    8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_wzhcG758

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    9. Google is a hell of a thing

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    10. He came to the wrong site to troll.....he'll be sent home crying.

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    11. Hes already crying about his small pee pee

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  16. You spelled "believe" wrong Mcgina

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  17. Unh...wha happened?...not feeling...well...not ...sure...what...

    First! Works every time!

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  18. Most main stream scientist don't follow the myth of bigfoot.

    There isn't any proof to follow. Lots of stories and hoaxes only.

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    1. Of course not! Only the real flakes like Meldrum do! But he looks stunning in a blue gingham dress and fuck me pumps!

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    2. Dear Anon@ 6:41..... I shudder wondering how you know that.

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  19. This would be a fascinating object for scientific study.

    When's the next issue of the DeNovo Journal slated for release?

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  20. When's the next issue of DeNegro Spiritual slated for release?

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  21. EEEEEKK! HUNGMC IS ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKIN GOOK!! LOOK AT THAT FACE.. LOL

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  22. I'm from the area, and a bear in Lakeville would be almost as rare as a bigfoot! (Like "local front page news" type of rare)

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