The Truth Is Out There
I've been thinking long and hard this morning and I decided that nothing is going to keep me away from this blog! I ordered pants with kevlar in the seat and a voice recognition fly, so I should be safe from anything the MIB might do to me.
I do have to tell you all that getting ready to start posting again was really hard, I couldn't seem to rid myself of this musky stench. It is a persistent, foul odor that transfers itself to anything it touches and only comes out with skunk spray wash and scraping with the flat side of an allen wrench. I tried using my hair dyer, I mean dryer, to open up my pores and release the odor but I've decided that all they are good for is blowing hot air.
Happy April Fools Day!
First.
ReplyDeletehow DARE you...
Goddamn you rushfer!!!
DeleteThe truth is out there...
DeleteRemember when Scully was hot in hot mom sorta way?
DeleteFirst biaaches.
ReplyDeleteYou are on fire,Rush
ReplyDeleteWhat's up man!
DeleteNothing but the rent.
DeleteSo same 5hit new day huh?
DeleteYou really should try to get friends based in realty
DeleteGot plenty why are you so worried about my life creepy
DeleteHappy Easter Harry,hows ken doing?
DeleteHappy Easter he came on for a min yesterday he had 15 clots but he said he's feelin better he could use as many prayers as possible at this point yeah I was glad I made it home in time to hide the kids eggs I let the check them in the morning and I take them out of the carton and hide them in two min and they get in awe that the Easter bunny hides them so quick
DeleteYeah,my son turned seven so between that and easter its been a little busy,its good to get back
DeleteDOES YOUR SON KNOW YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT WHO RUNS AROUND STARTING TROUBLE WITH CHRISTIANS FOR NO REASON. WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT EASTER, BAD MOUTHING THE BIBLE SUCH AS YOU DO?
DeleteYou're funny and crazy my retarded friend,never speak of my son again,your beef is right here
DeleteSorry dude I didn't see that what the fu(k is that all about all caps guy that's between him and dude nothing to do with us that was a completely 5hitty thing to say man
DeleteThats leon w,harry,he's pissed at me and I suspect not playing with a full deck,he's harmless,I'll just ignore him from here on in
DeleteYeah but he don't need to be bringing people's kids in I'm a Christian too I don't care if you worshipped satan that's your life no one should bring kids in on it
DeleteYeah,he keeps talking but not making much sense,I was mean to him so if hes reading our conversation I will apologize and request a truce
DeleteI heard that Musky Stench will verify it.
ReplyDeleteLol I knew you couldn't stay away you're just as busy as all of us chasing this dragon Shawn. I get the shakes and chills/hot flashes if I don't post often enough.
ReplyDeleteYou might just be starting your period
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDelete;-)
Has the Skunk Ape been found yet?
ReplyDeleteIt's Shealy,Shealy!
DeleteShawn found the Musky Ape
ReplyDeleteOr is it still being elusive?
ReplyDeleteIt's Shealy,Shealy!
DeleteShawn, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn. I don't know what to say other than why did you have to mention Dick Ryder.... err, I mean Rick Dyer.
ReplyDeleteDick Ryder is correct.
DeleteDick Ryder is finished.
DeleteThe press pack for the 'Shooting Bigfoot' movie is now available.
Confirms that Minnow Films and Morgan Matthews have been stringing Dyer's crazy Bigfoot club members along.
It's a comedy based on the hoaxing high jinx of Dyer and Biscardi.
MMG
^^^ First learn how to spell so we are able to understand what your scam is.
ReplyDeleteLONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBigfoot Evidence: Where it is always April Fool's Day.
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