The Government Controls the Weather

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The Fortean Slip Science Minute 9 pentagon-sponsored study discovers a way to control the weather. This webcast is uncensored.

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  1. megadethferlifeSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 3:05:00 PM PDT

    Yes it does.

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 3:06:00 PM PDT

    facepalm.

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 3:06:00 PM PDT

    no it doesnt, dont be so paranoid

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  4. HSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 3:46:00 PM PDT

    They also cover my knickers...in red tape.

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  5. UnknownSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 4:24:00 PM PDT

    The Death Star can destroy a whole planet. How do you like them apples?

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    1. UnknownSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 4:32:00 PM PDT

      Not to much unless the have sweet lava caramel dip

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    2. UnknownSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 5:25:00 PM PDT

      Of course we dip them in caramel, we're the dark side.

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    3. UnknownSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 5:37:00 PM PDT

      You got cookies? Lol

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 11:07:00 PM PDT

      Cookies? Not so much. Now, Wookies? We're thick with them sumbitches...

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 6:05:00 PM PDT

    They may or may not, but coincidentally in the past the us military and others have sought to install military bases in certain locations around the world. When they were denied by the governments of these countries, hurricane, typhoon, ect... Then the army core of engineers and other branches of the military go in for "humanitarian" purposes.... and never leave... coincidentally...

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 11:23:00 PM PDT

      As an eight year veteran, I am more than happy to kick your hypothesis in the nuts. The location of our military base's are based on location, location, and sometimes, location. They don't give a rats ass for bigfoot as long as he doesn.t wander on to a live range. He doesn't exactly carry the same weight at Ft.Irwin as he does with The Animal Planet. Go figure....

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 11:57:00 PM PDT

      Basically you reiterated his statement...

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  7. AnonymousSaturday, April 19, 2014 at 11:57:00 PM PDT

    But anyway, this goes back to cloud seeding in Vietnam.

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