Are Bigfoot Perfect?


Blogger Johnny Bigfoot of bigfootresearch.blogspot.com asks the question, do bigfoot share a collective consciousness? How have they eluded us for so long without ever slipping up? What's going on here?

Are Bigfoot perfect? Do they bury their dead? You'd think by now a hunter would have bagged one or one would end up stuck to a semi grill, but no. You will get people who will say they heard a story of a guy who had one in his rifles sights "but it looked to human to shoot." Really? Hunters shoot almost 1000 people every year in North America, and many of them are wearing blaze orange.

There is still no conclusive proof of the species existence and it is 2014. Are we getting closer to that monumental discovery or are we just spinning our wheels?
To read the full article and more of Johnny's thought, click here.

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    1. Floor bigfoot.

      Check mate footers.

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    2. So have we. You're a fucking loser. Can't argue with stat's can we?

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    3. ^ oops! You didn't check your comment it seems! Ha ha ha ha!!

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  2. Yes, they're perfect and share a collective consciousness.

    That and any other excuse/fiction/fantasy is why they keep eluding people with piles of technology in the 21st century.

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    1. They didn't elude these times;

      http://youtu.be/cR2cREt95sU

      http://youtu.be/luue2Mv_VNM

      http://youtu.be/lOxuRIfFs0w

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    2. Oh oh...The butt hurt JREF footers who are obsessed with Joe should be showing up soon. Like moths to a flame.

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    3. Joe is here to teach!!
      Big Jon is here to preach!!

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    4. Sasquatch slip up all the time, and as for getting hit by cars;

      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/watch-interview-with-retired-forest.html?m=1

      ... Do they bury their dead? 100% and this is a major problem when trying to locate such sites in the wilderness spaces they reside.

      Do they have a paranormal ability? Here we get into some very controversial terrain. Is psychic ability that wild a concept in 2014? Now I'm not for one second suggesting anything before people jump all over me, but we have things like this;

      GREG KOLODZIEJZYK’S 13-YEAR ASSOCIATIVE REMOTE VIEWING EXPERIMENT RESULTS

      http://www.remote-viewing.com/ARVpaper.pdf

      ... To which makes me think sometimes. Don't expect any comments back after this, I'm going to bed.

      Peace.

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    5. Nothing wrong with a teacher or a preacher.

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    6. Joe likes to bitch!!
      Big jons wife made me itch!!

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    7. And so the dirty butt diaper prophet came down from the mountains, and Joe began to preach that patty butt diaper gospel. Sometimes Joe even licks the stains when no one is looking.

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    8. It's my opinion that Bigfoot is a Demon manifested!

      MMC

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    9. ^ You need to get out and get layed...

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    10. ^ says the nerd needing attention through a blog.

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  3. Unicorns bury their dead , are very elusive, and in 2014 is it so hard to accept that they may have psychic abilities?

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    1. Lucky we see Unicorns everywhere, eh?

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    2. And he showeth me a magical horse with a horn. And upon it rode a giant man in a costume. He was wearing the holy butt diaper and the hip waders of truth under a fur suit. The prophet Joe was so awstruck by the butt diaper though, he didnt notice what was truly going on. From that day forward, Joe was committed to preaching butt diaper gospel and hip wader tidings.

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    3. Or bigfoot for that matter

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    4. Why else are unicorn drawings so abundant? They have been seen by people. People see less of them these days but they were as popular as bigfoot historically. Look it up, skeptic.

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    5. Nobody sees unicorns dumb-dumb, now you look silly.

      Nighty night.

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    6. With p/g you are reading into a figure that is 1/6 the height of a 16mm film AND it is grainy. You are reading into dancing grain dots on a very grainy image. The grain moves around on film and low light video.

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    7. Historically, yes they have seen unicorns. Same as bigfoot, dum-dum. Good-night.

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    8. Digitalized, stabelized, your argument; neutralized!

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    9. No dumb-dumbz, you're argument is stupid like you. People don't report unicorns, never have, never will.

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    10. Wrong. People did claim to see unicorns. They also claimed to see mermaids. Do your research instead of calling people stupid. Save that designation for yourself.

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    11. Digitization and stabilization cannot make up for information that is not there and neither address grain.
      Digitization is merely the process of getting film on a digital software. Stabilization only addresses movement.

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    12. Is JFIT really as dumb as he is coming off in his last two posts. "He" must be sleepy.

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    13. 4:10... Mid you can show me a modern day mermaid and unicorn account, and then show me physical and biological evidence to support those accounts, then you'll have an argument. Dumb-Dumbz.

      4:04... Proportions, muscle tone, muscle movement, it's all there bro. Got monkey suit? Didn't think so.

      4:06... You're just cheesed I'm cleverer than you.

      Goodnight numpties.

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    14. Did the Native Americans ever report seeing unicorns?

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    15. JFIT, Read my previous posts. We're talking historical accounts of unicorns and mermaids.
      They have run their course, although there have been mermaid accounts in recent history. Bigfoot hasn't run its course yet, neither has chupracabra.

      Proportions can be be easily built into suits. Muscle tone can be built into suits. Muscle movement-you're reading into what is under the costume and the film graininess. JFIT, your talking about 1/6 the height of a 16 mm film. That's 1/12th the height of a 35mm PLUS it was very grainy. There is a lot of visual information lacking in a 1/12 of a 35mm tall image that is grainy.

      Blow up the nose on the best frame your can find of the p/g film. Print it out on a piece of paper and ask anyone to tell you what it is. Better yet just isolate the nose on your computer monitor. You can even tell its a nose by itself......Its that grainy. Do that for just the lips as well. You need the context of the rest of the grainy image to even discern a nose.

      Where is the suit to any of the hoaxers that have never revealed their suits? What a dumb argument.

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    16. ^ you can't even tell its a nose by itself. You can NOT. paragraph 3

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    17. ^^^ Did Native Americans report seeing unicorns? No. But many report their souls being carried away from a battlefield by crows. Do you want to stick by your source?

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    18. 5:56... No, no... To compare mermaids and unicorns to this subject, you would have to have contemporary accounts otherwise your comparison doesn't apply... You lose, you dumb-dumbz. You're blabbering on about something that doesn't apply I'm afraid.

      "Proportions can be easily built... " blah, blah, blah, check out the comment below, shut up and sit down. Suits always add, never subtract. As for muscle movement can be achieved... Your two best attempts, one a BBC budget couldn't achieve this so simple attribute. You know nothing. The nose looks fine to me, as does the mouth that opens and well as the brow ridge move, pretty amazing mask me thinks... One that achieves 47 years of technological & SFX achievements when the monkey costumes of the day looked like as poor as you like.

      Nobody's asking you to find the suit, you should be able knock this up in your garage using materials from 1967... Get creative boy.

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    19. 9:42... What you are falling into is a blurring of concepts. Like most cultures, you have historical documentation, and spiritual beliefs, the one you keep referencing is in fact exactly that.

      So what I would suggest, is you do your homework a little....Stop spouting inaccuracies as your arguments, you look even dafter.

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  4. No animal is perfect.

    Check mate footers.

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    1. Bbbbut the pgf.... But but 23.57 degree shin angles but but but random pixel movement on the face!!!!111 but no one has made a 100% exact replica!!!!11 check mate septixs!!!1 ohhh and leaping Russian yeti?!!!!!11oneone

      Something about a gay magician!!!

      Burp.

      MMG

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    2. Sasquatch isn't perfect, that's why it's seen 200 times a year and leaves physical and biological evidence that's been accumilated.

      Got magic monkey suit? No??

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    3. And when questioned about the magic monkey suit, the butt diaper prophet Joe, claimed that it could not be done. Then another great man named Blevins came forward from the east. He made a fool of the diaper prophet. Yet the butt diaper faith was not to be denied, and the prophet turned a blind eye to proof. The prophet Joe had faith in the butt diaper above all other things. Praise the butt diaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    4. Able to demonstrate a suit is in fact magic?

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    5. Let's see how embarrassing the comparisons are, shall we? Let's;

      http://undebunkingbigfoot.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/if-patty-was-costume-why-cant-they.html?m=1

      http://bigfootbooksblog.blogspot.co.uk/2011/03/leroy-blevins-unfinished-aborted.html?m=1

      ... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

      3:46... Magic suit, as in human proportion defying/altering magic suit.

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    6. You do realise suits are designed to change a human into something else?

      What you are trying to do is reverse engineer a suit starting from what is seen on the film. A grainy film at that with limited detail and no knowledge of the suit. Poor logic I'm afraid.

      The proportions are strikingly human, ironically very different to eye witnesses who describe a quadrapedal animal.

      If you add shoulder pads is the length from top of shoulder to finger tips increased? Yes. If you put your hands halfway in a glove is that even longer? Yes. It ain't rocket science.

      Nothing "magic" about patty.

      Obvious suit is obvious.

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    7. Here's an original classic that send the clown who's obsessed with me on his first breakdown a few months ago... Just for you;

      "You see... A lot of what Bill does is mere common sense. Something that Tards are actually overthinking in their cartwheels of worry. When Bill Munns compares the proportions of Patty to a 'normal human'; we see something very obvious in the junction of two points of the right leg when pasted on top of eachother, from the hip socket. It is here where you have an amazing example of the posture of the upper and lower leg of Patty; the upper leg is far shorter. The crotch area of Patty is far more higher than the average human norm and like Bill States; "when you put a costume on, it always adds, it never subtracts". If you were to put the 'costume' on a human being, then we would expect the crotch area to be lower than what is clearly not the case when comparing the proportions. The arm length of Patty is 10% longer than that of a normal human in comparison proportion & scale, the 10% being in the shoulder area. When matching this over that of a normal human, the problem is evident when trying to accommodate this in comparison to a normal human, Patty's knees fall way shorter. Bill even extends this to show the possibility of using football shoulder pads, and it still cannot match the proportions of a normal human. Bill also extends the comparison image's scale of Patty by 25% , but you still have the arm with bending fingers reaching far lower than the proportions of what a normal human can achieve in a suit. The shoulder joint and base of the neck of Patty require to be shifted forward actually into the neck of a normal human for the eyes of the 'mask' to align with normal human proportions. It is therefore impossible to get the mask to fit on the shoulders of a normal human and maintain the rest of the proportions to fit on a normal person in a suit."

      Shall we talk about the materials that weren't even in production then and the reality of a broke cowboy attaining such materials?

      Got magic monkey suit? Didn't think so.

      Nighty night!

      ; )

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    8. ^Cut and paste whore. Hasn't had a thought of his own for months...

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    9. Nothing clears a room of angry nerds than a bit of truth.

      ; )

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  5. And behold the giant patty butt diaper, and the hip waders of truth. Come to me my flock, the prophet Joe spoke. Come to me and hear the butt diaper gospel. Come close to me and listen to the words of the holy butt diaper.

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    1. +10000 best poster here

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    2. Praise the butt diaper my son!!!! Praise the diaper stains!!!

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  6. Most footers believe in god.

    Check mate footers.

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    1. We've checked and your credentials don't qualify.

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    2. ^^ In you're world, being a idiot is qualified? God, you're a fucking moron.

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    3. I think i'm gonna go on a diet! My ass looks huge in my bedroom mirror.

      What do you think, Joseph?

      MMC

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  7. "Munns has proven that you can get that exact concave "hip wader" line to appear on real women because of fat deposits."

    Cool story bro.

    You can also get that exact line.... On some hip waders.

    You make this too easy.

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    1. Sorry, you're argument is null of any weight, neither is your brain mass.

      You give me this ego you know. And for someone who suggesting there's an obsessive Patty religion, you sure do sell your own disposition too well.

      Nighty night Numpty Dumpty.

      ; )

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