Did you know most Bigfoot sightings happen deer hunting season?
It's been well documented that Bigfoots go after deer. We've come across these reports in the BFRO's website all the time. Kelly Shaw's friend, "Austin" had one such encounter. This area has had at least three Bigfoot sightings reported.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KELLY SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd as the dawn broke, i heard a sound. It was high pitched mixed with a moan. I rounded the corner and there saw the patty butt diaper prophet Joe and a false prophet named Kelly sniffing poo stained diapers.
DeleteAnd when Joe was asked how he got the scar on his face, he replied that he once rubbed some diaper feces on his face that had bits of rock in it. It cut the patty butt diaper prophets face, but he didnt care. He still praised the patty butt diaper
Delete^ the mental scars are saddening.
DeleteWhen asked how deep the scar on Joes face ran, he replied that the gravel chunk poo had cut him down to the bone. But dont fear, he whispered, for there were more diaper stains that were soft and loving then hard and cruel. He preached that you must worship the dirty diaper butt of bob gimlin. And so worship it he did.
Delete^ like petroleum burns on the soul.
DeleteIt was said that at times Joe would soak dirty patty butt diapers in petroleum and light them on fire, as a sacrifice to Bob H and the holy hip waiders. It made Joe cry seeing the dirty diapers being burned, but he loved Patty so much, he made the sacrifice.
Delete^ radiator bum burns for the mind... How sad.
DeleteWhen asked if Joe thought that Patty ever had bum burn from the chaffing over fresh poo on her skin, Joe replied with an emphatic NO. Joe knew that it was part of his job, as keeper of the butt diaper flame, to gold bond the royal diaper butt several times a day. He refused to let Bob H's bottom get itchy or chaffed. When stained, Joe disposed of the dirty diapers by eating them. It was the only way he knew
Delete^ cooker stove scauldering of the temporal lobe.
DeleteJoe also added that he never did heat the diapers up on teh cooker stove. He preferred eating them raw. He feared the taste of raw hip waider though, so he often would grill them with a hint of bear skin, just for that extra Patty suit flavor.
Delete^ fresh out the oven cookie dough blistering of the old thought processor.
DeleteFershure cawz me TJ ans Bubba huntin tham deer ans bubba sayin hes agoin to go over yonda to see whuts over thar. Thans TJ seein somthin in da boosh and says is that you bubba the critter turned and I says thats not bubba that abin a big critter TJ firs at its that thar critter high tails it back in da boosh a hootin ans hollarin bubba walkt back sayin whats all the screamin abots
DeleteEven "if" Tim got a CLEAR video of a Big foot from his drone, it will not be accepted! He's wasting his time a Money!
DeleteRanae Holland, "From Finding Big foot fame" will say; 'Man in a Gorilla suit!
I like your reports. Interesting stuff! Sometimes I start to think that there is no way they are real. Then, I hear or read about encounters and I realize that there must be something to it. I just don't think too many people would make this stuff up and lie to people about it.
ReplyDeleteGreat post.
DeleteBeyond the mountains in the north, it was said that there existed a set of used diapers unlike anything anyone had seen. It was said that they contained fragments of undigested corn mixed in with the feces. Upon hearing this, Joe wet his pants, and made a pilgrimage to the north. And when he found the corn chunk diapers, he fell to his knees to thank Patty for the miracle. He then rubbed the corn chunk feces all over his body and sniffed the diaper stains.
Delete^ scarred for life.
DeleteAnd when Joe was asked how he got the scar on his face, he replied that he once rubbed some diaper feces on his face that had bits of rock in it. It cut the patty butt diaper prophets face, but he didnt care. He still praised the patty butt diaper
Delete^ scars run deep.
DeleteWhen asked how deep the scar on Joes face ran, he replied that the gravel chunk poo had cut him down to the bone. But dont fear, he whispered, for there were more diaper stains that were soft and loving then hard and cruel. He preached that you must worship the dirty diaper butt of bob gimlin. And so worship it he did.
Delete^ spilt coffee burns for the psychie.
Delete^ hot pocket spill burns of the inner being.
DeleteOne time the butt diaper prophet Joe was asked if he drank coffee and ate hot pockets. Joe did enjoy his coffee, especially with a little diarrhea stain mixed in. For hot pockets, the prophet preferred an extra stringy patty pellet stuffed with american cheese. Oh how he loved the cheese.
Delete^ acid splash burn of the cerebellum.
DeleteWhen asked what sound the diarrhea made when hitting the butt dipaer, Joe replied, that it made a large splash. He then demonstrated by soiling a fresh diaper. He then placed the diaper upon the alter and began smearing its joyous bounty over his body.
Delete^ fried chicken gravy spill in the front seat of the car burn of the future predictor.
DeleteMorning Joe
DeleteDon't know if you saw this
http://themillenniumreport.com/2014/07/a-stereoscopic-method-of-verifying-apollo-lunar-surface-images/
Very interesting I think
MMC
I did come across your post with this is buddy, very exciting on a number of levels!
DeleteRelevant to this subject matter; this could prove very decisive once the technology circulates.
Thanks MMC! Hope you're well buddy.
Do you know that there is no such thing as a bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteDo you know that there is no such ting as your alleged intelligence?
Delete^ Says the man who wrote "ting". Dumbass.
DeleteGet your moma to buy you an iPhone for Xmas... You might grasp how easy it is to lose a letter here and there.
DeleteIS IT SAFE
DeleteA commenter here said: 'People don't lie"! YES THEY DO!
ReplyDeleteBOBO.........
DeleteBobo the RETARD!
DeleteWILD BILL the PHONY MARINE!
Joe F. The smart Welshman!
All Big foot "Researchers" are Hoaxers and Bull shitter's, ALL OF THEM!
and TRAPPER ???????
DeleteSaw a Big foot once, I think? Now! Im an Expert! I charge $1500 to take "City Slickers' out on weekend "Expeditions". I'm booked solid for the summer and Fall.
ReplyDeleteWho's the Dumb ass now!
I'm only 18 making a lot of money off this Big foot obsession. Life is good! BS walks! I'm still learning! Lie, Lie and then Lie some more!
Sure beats Mowing lawns!
You Dummies!
mowing lawns makes good $$$
DeleteNo you can't! I like lying to "City Slickers' about seeing Big foots, and then charging them Big money to go look for them better!
DeleteMatt MoneyMaker
WE DON"T BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT!
ReplyDeleteMatt MoneyMaker
Cliff Barackman
Bobo
Ranae Holland
"WE" want YOUR MONEY, Dumbasses!
BOBO been tracking bigfoots for years
DeleteIs alcohol involved?
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