This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Bigfoot is real folks.
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DeleteAnd so it was that the prophet Joe bought a dozen donuts and shoved them in his goblet, while sweatin profusely. He was mad and disgusted that he was getting trolled so hard. Yet he knew he had to continue fighting for the butt diaper faith. It was in this moment of donut weakness, that Joe began to recite verses from the book of Patty, and fell to his knees to pray. Only then did he notice that he was alone. Alone and desperate, and praising a dirty butt diaper.
ReplyDeleteYou are one sick puppy. I'm sure Randi and his husband are proud to have you aboard their little cult of butt plugs.
DeleteWait a minute! James Randi is a butt plug?!
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Man i cant believe how bad the trolls have gotten in the last few days. Lets ban together guys!
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And so it was said that there would be an overweight cab driver who would provide information to the prophet Joe. Even though the information was obviously false, Joe's obsession with the butt diapers was to much, and he gave in to his impulses. He believed every word from the cab driver known as Fatsano, even jungle gym constructions in the bushes. The minister of butt diapers must keep the faith strong. The hairy butt diaper gospel must be sung from every corner of the world. Praise the dirty butt diaper. Praise it!
DeleteCONGRATULATE YOURSELVES FELLOW TROLLS!!!!!
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THIS IS OUR BLOG NOW!!!!!
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you are an ignorant fool if you believe that
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