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ReplyDeleteGuys hold onto your gals and Jref footers hold onto your blow up dolls because I am pleased and feel privileged to announce that a Bigfoot was shot 2 days ago in Oklahoma and the body is being examined as I speak. Expect major news coverage of this historic event in the next few days so buckle up folks, it's going to be a helluva' ride !
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ReplyDeleteBARNES: Sir, I have an investment opportunity that could make you millions.
WARREN BUFFETT: I'm always interested in making more money.
BARNES: It involves the latest in technological innovation.
WARREN BUFFETT: Mmmmm - go on.
BARNES: I am seeking money for development of a floating aerial platform with sophisticated long range photography cameras.
WARREN BUFFETT: Sounds promising - I think we can help. I know of many military contractors who might be interested.
BARNES: Military? No no - this would be used for hunting for Bigfoot.
WARREN BUFFETT: Huh - what??? Bigfoot????
BARNES: Yes, an unknown relict humanoid that is reported to be seen in many parts of the US.
WARREN BUFFETT: (picks up phone) Security Please.
I have a confession...I do believe in bigfoot but am darned if I will admit it in public...can you help ?
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