Finding Bigfoot Bodies
From Mountain Beast Mysteries: Where's all the bigfoot bodies? They take a look at the question everyone asks at least once, why doesn't anyone find a dead bigfoot?
BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Been fun to watch joe/iktomi exposed the last few days.
ReplyDeleteWhat a clown he/she /it is.
GOD BLESS THE TROLLS WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I ADMIT THAT I'M A EPIC FAILURE" - iKTOMI !!
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Iktomi is an ancient Welsh word that, roughly translated, means he who dwells in his mother's cellar.
Deletejoe f1tzgerald means public urinal in olde Welsh
Deletejoe f1tzgerald (n.) meaning "of urine" is from 1867. Slang meaning "toilet" is c. 1900, said to be a shortening of joe f1tzgerald faag; meaning "buttocks" is from c. 1910, perhaps extended from this.
Why doesn't anyone find a dead bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteEh - because they don't exist?
The above is yet another uninformed newbie applying the laws of ordinary flesh & blood animals, to extrapolate his version of why we don't find Bigfoot bodies. Newbie means "doesn't have a clue". In reality, Bigfoot bodies are found by the railroads. They have a phone number to call to a Federal clean up agency, that removes the body and tells everyone not to talk about what they saw. Which also means that the Federal Government has a cold storage warehouse full of Bigfoot bodies. Furthermore, when Bigfoot are killed by a train, frequently all that is found is a bloody hairy pulp, that does not contain any bones, because either those bones existed in another dimension when the Bigfoot was killed, or the "at rest" dimension of the bones is in another dimension. If the public found a Bigfoot body, it would be confiscated by the very people that the public intends to show it to, in order to prove that they are real. Obviously, there are some dotards involved in the planning for the public acquiring a Bigfoot body as proof.
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An old timer in Bigfoot research who does not make a Youtube video every time he wants his face on the internet, spouting off about subject matter that he is completely unqualified to voice his own opinion on, much less portray himself as an expert in speculating why we have no Bigfoot bodies.
In Justin Smeja's certain Bigfoot kill scenario, in all likelihood the first adult Bigfoot that he shot dematerialized before it could suffer from it's wounds, and healed itself by converting to a phase whose DNA memory had no record of him being shot. And then he came back without any wounds. For the child Bigfoot that he shot, the adults found and took the body, and they probably had no way of bringing him back since he died in Justin's hands. Listen to the Youtube video on Skinwalker Ranch if you want to hear about paranormal animals being shot at point blank range and remaining unphased.
Well that explains everything. You have convinced me. Does that make me a "knower" now?
DeleteNot to mention the new owner of Skinwalker ranch is a BILLIONAIRE R.Bigelow, he also employed 34 "world beating PHD'S of many disciplines".The multimillion dollar reaserch project is still on going to this day,,FACT!
DeletePS you will never hear about this research project from IKLOSER (joe f)DUE TO THE FACT OF HIS MORAL CORRUPT PERSONALITY !
So much for his COWARDLY lies about no highend research directed towards BIGFOOT AND OTHER ANOMALOUS PHYSICS and phenomena!!
Luvvy and I will take a 3 hour tour of this wonderful ranch with Gilligan
DeleteGilligan is my little "buddy" if you know what I mean.
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